Yowah, Onecorn, and The Doctor

My sister is a huge Doctor Who fan. Since Sherlock doesn't come back on till 2014 here in America, I've decided to watch it as well. Though I don't take the fandom as far as her. She bought a sonic screwdriver the other day while we were in town... It's for her Halloween costume. Or the bigger fact is I think she just wanted one.

Anyway, I've been watching the disk right before her and it's gotten her rather upset. Since I haven't been "Watching fast enough" or something like that. I had the disk she wanted in my room so she had to come and get it. I have two locks on my door. Not because I'm like emo and anti-social, it's because I used to have some rather annoying people following me and would just walk into my room without asking. Even when I wasn't in there. Anyway one lock stopped working so I got another and then I changed rooms. Since I didn't feel like redoing the locks. Once changing the doors the locks well... locked. So now I have a locking knob and a deadbolt.

So I locked them both and waited for her. It didn't take her too long to realize I had it...

Me: "What's the password?"
Her: "Password? Give me my DVD."
Me: "That's not even close."
Her: "You know I can unlock this door."
Me: "Oh, I'd love to see you try."
Her: "Alright."

Instantly she grabbed the key to the doorknob, I wait a few minutes to see if she can figure out how to open the knob. She didn't. Which is when I decide,

Me: "Hey, why don't you try the sonic screwdriver?"
Her: "What?"
Me: "Try unlocking it with your sonic screwdriver."
Her: "No."
Me: "Well too bad. That's the only way you're gonna get this door open."
Her: "Fine."

I hear her stomp off and I unlock the door and go to get the DVD. A few minutes later I hear it make the normal noise and start laughing. After a second I say "I don't know if it worked. Try it again." She does. I was laughing like crazy. Finally she comes in and gets the DVD. She is wondering why I'm laughing so hard. I told her she should have tried it the first time. Because clearly she didn't.

Anyway back in her room I went to get something and she is sitting there laughing. Wondering if she's gone mad yet. After a few minutes she tells me about her friend, Onecorn, who doesn't watch Dr. Who. Yowah had been telling her about how she bought a sonic. She thought she had been talking about sonic... the hedge hog... No joke.
I could help but laugh like crazy with her. She thinks we are insane. But I'd rather be called crazy then normal. Normal people don't do anything interesting. Or that's what I think at least. Anyway, I can't wait to tell more stories of Onecorn.... and my insane Sister. (Who by the way, is older then me)
Laters!