Exploding Laptops (IPhone or any other item you might be reading this on)
Spontaneous Combustion
Feeling Like a Ninja
Feeling like you can fly (Not my fault if you jump off a building.)
Blindness
Baldness (your hair will leave because it's so epic)
Swelling of the epic gland (Not everyone has one)
And of course, the sudden urge to read more of my posts!
Right now I'm in the state of between half asleep and half bored awake... So I decided to type a post. (Aren't I smart.) I am sitting in the living room with my cat desperately trying to lick my laptop. I don't know why, he just is.
So let's talk a little about the Epic Jar. Of course everyone knows about it... and if you don't let me spare you the time of googling it. Every time you say epic, you must put a dollar in the Epic Jar. Even if you don't have a dollar. At the end of the day after everyone has gone to bed the Epic Jar takes what is owed out of your wallets. If you do not have anything in your wallet it goes for your bank account. None in there either? It'll take anything in your house that cost as much as you debt.. So don't freak if you loose your favorite earrings or cuff links (Not sure if anyone even uses cuff links anymore) Just remember, The Epic Jar is watching. Waiting. (And by the time I finish this post he'll be rich too.
Until now there hasn't been a way to stop this epicness... We've never known what it looks like... until now.
Now that was know what this monster looks like we can stop him! (maybe... probably not...)
He knows habit you have. NOTICE: I said habit not hobbit.
Most of you deserve having your money taken by the Epic Jar. But since I'm taking the time (And money) to write this. I want this monster found because I will be broke once he reads this post.
I must hide my wallet now, have a nice hunting trip!
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