Adventures With Yowah! (Again!)

Whoever says nothing happens when grocery shopping is wrong. Dead Wrong. Tons of things happen to my sister and I everyday! Like what? Well...

Our drive there was normal. Nothing really weird happened  besides we followed a milk truck... It had a huge cow head on the side. MASSIVE. And it was starring at me the whole time... Talk about creepy. I can see them making a moovie out of it... Oh... that was a bad joke.. I'm sorry.

We found a great parking spot near the front. I only parked there to mess with Yowah. This guy had the doors of his car open, wide open. He was standing beside it reading the newspaper. Blocking like half of the really good parking spot. I start to pull in the spot and the guy looks up for a few seconds and then goes right back to reading his paper. This is when I started semi-yelling:

Me: "What the crap!? You see me about to take off your doors and you go back to reading? Just shut the door dude! You can open it right back up and we can all be happy! Well if your gonna be like that then I'm going to take it that you want me to take those doors off! Dude, you don't know me. I will take those doors off. Snap 'em right off! Ok! Fine!"

This is when I slowly pulled in. He kept looking up at me and then back down like he really didn't care. So I kept getting closer.. and closer... Girl in the front seat shut hers, but he kept his open. So I kept going. I was a few inches away when the guy finally notices I'm not stopping. He shuts the door almost angrily. I felt like a champion for two seconds as I stepped out of the car and strolled up to the store. That's when Yowah asks, "Did you lock it?" We weren't out of earshot yet. I could see the guy laughing. But I had locked it so I kept walking.
We get inside the store and I need to go to the paint section, On the way there I bump Yowah and shock her. She was pushing the cart. Instead of stopping like a normal person, she kept going while she was looking down at her arm chewing me out. Suddenly there's a loud bang and I look up to see she had rammed the cart into the side of one of the rows. Really. Really. Hard. You'd think we'd get lucky and there would be no people around. You don't know us at all do you? There were people everywhere. Stopping and looking at us. I started laughing insanely. I was impressed she didn't knock it over!
Slowly she walks away like nothing happened. You know that walk you do when you've just really messed up and you're trying to act like you are the Queen of Egypt? That's what she was trying to do. I was making jokes.

Somewhere along the way I lost her. I get to the stain and she is not behind me. No idea where she went. I get the stain and start retracing my steps. Finding her is like finding a fat kid in a Twinkies factory. Not gonna happen. I'm just about to call her when I see her. I wave at her and she looks at me like I'm retarded and keeps walking. I walk to the next row where she went and shes not there. I go back to the row she was on and as I round the corner she rams me with the cart.
I asked her where she went off too and she never really gave me an answer. So she could have gone to Narnia for all I know.

So we move on to shopping. Everything is going good and we are almost done when one of the walmart employees walks up to us with a box in his hands. He says (And I'm not kidding here) "Do you like sausage?" I keep a straight face and act like I didn't hear him. Yowah stops and turns around... I left her.
She catches back up to me and chews me out for walking off like that. I told her she should have kept walking. But she didn't want to be 'rude'... creepy old man holding a box of sausage, if you are reading this, please find another way of saying that.

The rest of the trip was uneventful. Maybe one day we will have a boring normal trip to the store.. (HA! Like that'll happen.)
Laters!