First of all the weather here is very very weird. This morning there wasn't a cloud in the sky. Beautiful day. Three hours later it was a horrible thunder storm. Now it's sunny, no clouds again.
Freak weather. You don't like it sunny? Wait a few minutes it'll change. Cold a problem? Don't worry, it'll turn into an oven in about three minutes. It's like someone it slamming their face into the weather controls.
Back to my adventure for today...
My Mother sent Yowah and I grocery shopping. The first time that we went alone together. I went alone the other day but things seem to happen more when someones with you. First we had to go to the bank. I was driving. On the way into town we see all these traffic cones sitting around for no reason... There were no work signs or warning signs they were just there. I wanted to hit one but Yowah told me not to since I was in her car...
You will rarely see Yowah drive. But today she kind of wanted to because we had to go to the bank. I have been to the bank before, alright? It's not that hard.
So we get to the bank drive through and I let down the window. Yowah says "Get me a deposit slip" so I go to push the box up but my arm is just a little too short. Not even an inch. What do I do? What any normal person would. I take off my seat belt and lean further out of the window. You are probably saying "Why didn't she open the door?" Well you see, I forgot that it opened. It's like a brain fart moment that everyone has. (If you say you haven't then your lying.) Anyway I lean out the window but the box seems to be getting further away. (Now that I think of it I might not have leaned out any further... I might have got into a different position and reached...)
So now picture this. A little white girl that looks like she's way too young to be driving, leaning now halfway out of the car window making all these noises that weren't really necessary. I don't know what was wrong with me. I seriously don't know. So I finally hit the box up and push the call button. I don't see how those girls behind the glass weren't laughing insanely.
When I sit back in my seat I remember something important.... There is a camera less then a foot away trained on me. Plus the mic is always turned on.... I sit there looking straight ahead and turning red because now I can never go back to that bank.
When the box came back I opened the door leaned out, got the box and handed it to Yowah. She was laughing extremely hard at my stupidity. After replacing the box we drove off. I still dread going back to that bank. But hey, I made some security guards day.
You think that would be it. The brain fart is over. Back to serious Crystal.
No.
Not by far.
We went on to walmart. I was looking for a parking spot and of course you never find one near the door. But I did... too bad I was going the wrong way to get it or so I was told by the side driver. (To be fair I could have made it.) So I drive around another 5 minutes looking for a spot. When we find one half way out. So we go in and Yowah cannot figure out how to get the cart undone from the others. Of course there is a really cute guy behind us. But does that stop my brain from going insane? No.
So we went to the pet food to get cat and dog food. We were loading up the dog food when all of the sudden this really angry looking woman comes walking down the aisle yelling at the top of her lungs. I turn around confused because she keeps yelling and it looks like she's looking at me. I'm sitting there wondering how long I should wait before I ask what her problem is and she looks at me and says "Oh I'm not talking to you!" She laughed and walked off. She was NOT wearing an ear piece. I have no clue who she was talking to.
After that we go to the soap and toilet paper. When I pick up the paper Yowah says "They changed the baby." At first I was confused as to what she was talking about when I look down at the baby on the package. I tell her it's not changed, she's just being weird. I had noticed it weeks before. It wasn't new she just didn't look at the package to often. So she searches for a old pack. She eventually finds one and we get a ton of odd looks from these ladies in front of us.
Next we started for the cheese. I was distracted by cupcakes. (They were on sale!) I failed to notice she was still walking. When I turn around she is on the other side of the store with the disappointed look on her face. She calls me a fatty for stopping like that. I bet it's because she didn't notice them. (They were on sale people!!! What's better then cupcakes? Cheap ones!)
So we go off looking for hash browns. Normally we get a small pack. We didn't really know where they were so she took one said of the aisle and I took the other. We go down two or three rows before we find this mega pack that looked kind of like a light saber. It was epic. So we got it.
After getting a few more things with success, we go to the check out line. We find one with one person in it that has already checked out and everything! Lucky day! So we go in and Yowah starts to go around the cart to put stuff up there. As she's going around it she runs into the shelf and knocks over this massive bottle of peroxide and it hits like 50 itunes cards knocking them off.
Smooth.
She sets the bottle back up and starts putting things on the counter. The woman in front of us is still there talking as the other woman checks us out. I didn't notice but she put our ice cream in her cart. The cashier notices and tells her. The old woman apologizes and looks at Yowah and asks her why she just stood there smiling. Then this younger girl comes up and grabs another one of our bags and puts it into the woman's cart. I stood there thinking, "Everyone is trying to steal our food!" after a few minutes of explaining it people she was just standing there talking she left and we finally got to put our bags in our own cart. (Yay)
The ride home was mostly uneventful. The sky was blue again and someone had removed the cones. I was saddened by this but got over it by slowing just under the speed limit and watching this car behind me get really mad I don't see why, I was doing like 45 in a 50 mph lane. No biggie.
But that was our adventure for today.. It was a very weird one and it probably won't be the first time I forget the door works on the car... but maybe I'll get those sticky post-it things and put them around the car to remind me....
Laters!
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