A few weeks ago I adopted a kitten. He was so cute and sweet. I took him inside because I also have huge rottweilers outside. Anyway so he has become an inside cat. The last few days though he has become so devious, I have come the conclusion that he is evil.
Reason #1:
Last week I was sick, so I got to stay in my room and watch movies all day. I put on Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows. By the end of the movie I was asleep in my chair. Cat was on my bed asleep. I don't know how long I had been asleep but I was woken up by a loud crash. I turned around to find my desk chair on the floor... with a leg broken off. I have no clue how he did it. He doesn't weigh a pound!
Reason #2:
Monday night I was once again in my room watching TV and texting people out of boredom. I didn't even know he was in the room. All of the sudden I hear glass shatter inches from my head.
I don't know what you would do if that happened to you but I grabbed the nearest weapon and was ready for my attacker. Of course it was him. He had broken one of my moms good glasses. And since my door makes noise when it opens I have no clue how he got in.
Reason #3:
He has a Hitler mustache. I'm not kidding.
And so I think I have a pretty strong case against him... I'll have to stay on guard till i figure out his master plan...
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